It all started when I saw no-ht.ml, Terence Eden‘s hilarious response to Salma Alam-Naylor‘s excellent HTML is all you need to make a website. The latter is an argument against both the silly amount of JavaScript with which websites routinely burden their users, but also even against depending on CSS. As a fan of CSS Naked Day and a firm believer in using JS only for progressive enhancement, I’m obviously in favour.
Terence’s site works by delivering a document with a claimed MIME type of text/html
, but which contains only the (invalid) “HTML” code
(to work around browsers’ wish to treat the page as HTML). This is followed by a block of UTF-8 plain text making use of spacing and emoji to illustrate and decorate the content. It’s frankly very silly, and I love it.1
I think it’s possible to go one step further, though, and create a web page with no code whatsoever. That is, one that you can read as if it were a regular web page, but where using View Source or e.g. downloading the page with curl
will show you… nothing.
I present: The Page With No Code! (It’ll probably only work if you’re using Firefox, for reasons that will become apparent later.)
Once you’ve had a look for yourself and had a chance to form an opinion, here’s an explanation the black magic that makes this atrocity possible:
- The page is blank. It’s delivered with
Content-Type: text/html
. Your browser interprets a completely-blank page as faulty and corrects it to a functionally-blank minimal HTML page:.
and
elements can be styled with CSS; this includes the ability to add content:
::before
and::after
each element. If only we could load a stylesheet then content injection is possible.- We use the fourth way to inject CSS – a
Link:
HTTP header – to deliver a CSS payload (this, unfortunately, only works in Firefox). To further obfuscate what’s happening and remove the need for a round-trip, this is encoded as a data: URI.
This is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever coded, and that’s saying a lot. I’m so proud of myself. You can view the code I used to generate this awful thing on Github.
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